New products from Eh Eye® – It’s Made in Canada so You know it’s Good…Eh!\

Submitted by Carl Cde Baca, PLS

Try our new Write-Right AI composer today! Now any half-bright product of today’s public school system can put words and sentences together like Hemingway, then set the audio mode to recital mode and choose the celebrity voice they want to read it back. Use Write-Right and you don’t even have to think!
Write-Right is good for college essays, work reports, business letter, job applications and Dear-John letters. We don’t judge, and neither should you!

Also, take a look at our exclusive business products. Eh Eye® is proud to introduce Virtual Executive, a tool made especially to help out the manager who can’t reliably read a sentence for context. Just think – No more sounding out the words! Virtual Executive takes memos, reports, business letters, customer complaints and resignation letters, and distills them down to simple mono-syllabic bullet points that any community college dropout can understand. Imagine having your own personal translator at your fingertips! You’re paid like a manager now you read like one!

Warning, do not use Virtual Executive to analyze and translate works composed in Write-Right or you will rip a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum…or worse.